ive been in this work bathroom for twenty gay years
all of them on the clock, i hope! #wastecompanytime
You joke, but there was a famous trans American jazz musician named Billy Tipton who had 5 wives, and he successfully hid the fact that he was trans from 4 of them by claiming that he lost his dick in a car accident. He was only outed when he died in 1989 at age 74.
King shit right here.
legendary, no, actually, god tier strap-game
Some Queenie fo today
i’ve never seen a mouse that looks so much like a mouse before
She looks like she belongs on the cover of a beloved illustrated children’s book 🥺
Goncharov was special because not only did we establish canon, we created a whole fanon gay interpretation and proceded to ignore the (not even real) original in favour of it. And thats what tumblr is all about.
the beauty of it is that we *could* have made it gay in the original, being queerbaited was a choice because people of this hellsite are so used to it by this point.
*moving expired potions from the shelf labeled Healing to the shelf labeled Poisons*
*moving expired Poisons to the shelf labeled Potential Mountain Dew Flavors*